50 + Funny Bacon Quotes that will leave you Laughing

ere are 50 humorous bacon-themed quotes for you:

1. "Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian."
2. "Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause."
3. "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables tasted as good as bacon."
4. "I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them, but I'm absolutely certain that bacon is not one of them."
5. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy bacon, which is pretty much the same thing."
6. "Bacon – it's like meat candy."
7. "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand bacon."
8. "There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who love bacon... and those who are wrong."
9. "I love you more than bacon... well, let's not get crazy."
10. "Bacon: the main reason why I’m not a vegetarian."

1. "The only bad bacon is the one you didn't eat."
2. "Bacon, it's like a high-five in your mouth."
3. "If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?"
4. "I'd hate to be a pig... their future is so uncertain."
5. "Bacon is my duct tape, it fixes everything."
6. "The world could use more morning people, provided they bring us bacon."
7. "Everything tastes better with bacon, even a bad day."
8. "Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community."

50 + Funny Bacon Quotes that will leave you Laughing

1. "In bacon we trust."
2. "Bacon is the fairy tale of the food world."
3. "Why don’t we make bacon toothpaste?"
4. "I'm a vegetarian. That means I don't eat my friends, and my friends are bacon."
5. "Never count calories when you're eating bacon. It’s a rule."
6. "Praise the lard! Pass the bacon!"
7. "Bacon: the second best thing to waking up."
8. "Roses are red, bacon is red, poems are hard... Bacon."
9. "I want someone to look at me the way I look at bacon."
10. "Keep calm and eat bacon."
11. "I tried to quit bacon once. Worst 2 minutes of my life."
12. "I'm a bacon enthusiast with a frosting problem."
13. "Don't go bacon my heart."

50 + Funny Bacon Quotes that will leave you Laughing

1. "I put bacon on my bacon."
2. "Life is like a strip of bacon – full of twists and turns."
3. "Bacon is a hug you can taste."
4. "Dear Bacon, I love you to pieces."
5. "Bacon – making mornings bearable since forever."
6. "If it can't be fixed with duct tape or bacon, we have a serious problem."
7. "Not everyone likes bacon. Not everyone is right."
8. "I’m into fitness... fit’ness whole bacon in my mouth."
9. "My spirit animal is a bear with a bacon necklace."
10. "Bacon: Helping you tolerate the family since breakfast."
11. "Body by bacon."
12. "Bacon is my love language."
13. "You know it's time for a diet when you pull a piece of bacon out of the soap dish in the shower."
14. "If you love someone, give them bacon not roses."
15. "Bacon is the answer, what was the question again?"
16. "Whoever said laughter is the best medicine obviously never tried bacon."
17. "Don't trust people that dislike bacon, they're probably hiding something."
18. "A day without bacon is like... Just kidding, I have no idea."
19. "Bacon – Nature’s way of making up for Mondays."