50 + Funny Bacon Quotes that will leave you Laughing
ere are 50 humorous bacon-themed quotes for you:
- "Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian."
- "Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause."
- "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables tasted as good as bacon."
- "I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them, but I'm absolutely certain that bacon is not one of them."
- "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy bacon, which is pretty much the same thing."
- "Bacon – it's like meat candy."
- "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand bacon."
- "There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who love bacon... and those who are wrong."
- "I love you more than bacon... well, let's not get crazy."
- "Bacon: the main reason why I’m not a vegetarian."
- "The only bad bacon is the one you didn't eat."
- "Bacon, it's like a high-five in your mouth."
- "If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?"
- "I'd hate to be a pig... their future is so uncertain."
- "Bacon is my duct tape, it fixes everything."
- "The world could use more morning people, provided they bring us bacon."
- "Everything tastes better with bacon, even a bad day."
- "Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community."
50 + Funny Bacon Quotes that will leave you Laughing
- "In bacon we trust."
- "Bacon is the fairy tale of the food world."
- "Why don’t we make bacon toothpaste?"
- "I'm a vegetarian. That means I don't eat my friends, and my friends are bacon."
- "Never count calories when you're eating bacon. It’s a rule."
- "Praise the lard! Pass the bacon!"
- "Bacon: the second best thing to waking up."
- "Roses are red, bacon is red, poems are hard... Bacon."
- "I want someone to look at me the way I look at bacon."
- "Keep calm and eat bacon."
- "I tried to quit bacon once. Worst 2 minutes of my life."
- "I'm a bacon enthusiast with a frosting problem."
- "Don't go bacon my heart."
50 + Funny Bacon Quotes that will leave you Laughing
- "I put bacon on my bacon."
- "Life is like a strip of bacon – full of twists and turns."
- "Bacon is a hug you can taste."
- "Dear Bacon, I love you to pieces."
- "Bacon – making mornings bearable since forever."
- "If it can't be fixed with duct tape or bacon, we have a serious problem."
- "Not everyone likes bacon. Not everyone is right."
- "I’m into fitness... fit’ness whole bacon in my mouth."
- "My spirit animal is a bear with a bacon necklace."
- "Bacon: Helping you tolerate the family since breakfast."
- "Body by bacon."
- "Bacon is my love language."
- "You know it's time for a diet when you pull a piece of bacon out of the soap dish in the shower."
- "If you love someone, give them bacon not roses."
- "Bacon is the answer, what was the question again?"
- "Whoever said laughter is the best medicine obviously never tried bacon."
- "Don't trust people that dislike bacon, they're probably hiding something."
- "A day without bacon is like... Just kidding, I have no idea."
- "Bacon – Nature’s way of making up for Mondays."